OK, I know this guy Jared use to be like 700 pounds, and eat Subway subs and lost a crapload of weight. I get it! In reality he says he was about 450 pounds. The dude was eating 10,000 calories a day!

The thing is, Jared developed his own diet. The is never a good idea. If you would like to lose 200 pounds, see you doctor. But he did it, but not just with Subway Sandwiches, but with exercise as well. We would do things like walk up a flight of stairs rather than using the elevator. Good for him!

But, damn, if his 15 minutes of fame shouldn’t be up now. He has a nice run but I am sick to death of seeing him trying to act funny in these stupid commercials. The first one ran in January of the year 2000. (It seems a lot longer). I’m sure he made enough money now from his almost 10 year run.

PLEASE SUBWAY, FIND A NEW EX-FATTY

Can I also say I hate the stupid $5 foot long song