I like a cold beer as much as the next guy. I really do! But what I don’t need is a beer can or bottle to tell me when it’s cold. I keep the beer in the fridge of the cooler, so I know it’s freakin’ cold. What genius marketing guy actually thought that was a good idea. Do beer drinkers know that when Coors shows guys (and never women) running out of an meeting at work because they got a text message that the damn beer can is blue, they basically calling them idiots? That’s how stupid Coors things you are. One more thing, Coors, is that I don’t need a special vent to drink my beer out of a can. It’s never been a problem.

Speaking of that, how about “Drinkability”.  Water had  “Drinkability”, but maybe that explains your commercial because Bud-Lite is just carbinated water with a dash of color. The whole “Drinkability” thing is another STUPID marketing concept but people that probably still drink wine coolers, or Appletinis.

The problem is, the stupid corporations use collage educated marketing people to sell their product, rather that making a product that people actually want. Hey, maybe you should try to make a beer that actually tastes good, or at least has some taste.