Archive for December, 2009

5 Time Loser Urinates on Police

This is what a guy looks like that who urinates on a policeman after his 5th drunk driving arrest. Yes, that right, this asshole has been arrested for drunken driving FIVE times. This is the kind of guy that needs to be put away on a prison island. I mean, I’m [...]

Posted by Underbelly on December 10th, 2009

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Why has Paris Hilton disappeared?

So, this is what CNN thinks is news, huh? The question should not be “Why has Paris disappeared?” but “Will Paris do all us a fucking favor and say disappeared?”
Yes, this is in CNN’s Entertainment section, but even that is a stretch. Can I ask why anyone would give a damn [...]

Posted by Underbelly on December 7th, 2009

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Kay Jewelers – Commercial Rewrite

A Kay Jeweler’s commercial. There is a storm outside. The poor frightened lady turns to her strong man over a flash of lightening and he says, “I’m right here.” Is it me or does this commercial take us back, like 40 years? Do women really have such a lack of knowledge [...]

Posted by Underbelly on December 6th, 2009

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The Sun-Maid Controversy

So this is what passes for controversial these days. Changing a corporate logo if a big deal. Yes folks, if you have not heard to BIG news yet, the “Sun-Maid Girl has been transformed from her early 1900’s look to a more modern 1970’s look. OMG, the sky is falling. The [...]

Posted by Underbelly on December 4th, 2009

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