I think YouTube is a wonderful thing. A lot of wonderful, informative videos can be found on YouTube. Of course, on the other side, any media outlet that if free to use and is available to the whole world will surly bring out the fool and morons. I don;t get this. Yet, with the suceess of a show and film like Jackass, I guess there is a merket for being just stupid.

Here is a case. This fool jumps into ice water just for the sake of video. Would it have been worth is if his body had gone into shock and he had died? My guess is this that is a real possibility.

Anyway folks, if you are out in the cold, drunk (as I assume this guy was), pleased keep this video in mind before doing something stupid.

Yes, it’s award season again. I don;t mean the Academy Awards or the Golden Globes (which are sickening), but every TV show, every blog and website, radio show, podcast and such, has to have some sort of stupid awards. Most personalities who give away awards try to be cleaver and edgy, usually with a funny name. I was watching the World Series of Poker and they had the Flushes (cleaver huh?). Each award had a funny name. STUPID!.

This is what a guy looks like that who urinates on a policeman after his 5th drunk driving arrest. Yes, that right, this asshole has been arrested for drunken driving FIVE times. This is the kind of guy that needs to be put away on a prison island. I mean, I’m all for giving a guy a second chance, but FIVE times? Enough is enough.

But the sad part is, this poor excuse for a human being will get probation! Here is part of the story from the Sheboygan Press.

Daniel L. Shilts Jr., of 720 W. Second St., was sentenced Nov. 30 by Judge Gary Langhoff to the jail term and three years probation, according to court records released Wednesday. A three-year prison sentence was imposed and stayed, meaning Shilts will serve the prison time if his probation is revoked.

You can read the rest of the story here.

So, this is what CNN thinks is news, huh? The question should not be “Why has Paris disappeared?” but “Will Paris do all us a fucking favor and say disappeared?”

Yes, this is in CNN’s Entertainment section, but even that is a stretch. Can I ask why anyone would give a damn about this little spoiled brat? He is overly rich, and why you can never blame anyone for being rich, I can blame her for the way she acts because of this money. Remember her crying when she was sent to jail yelling something about how unfair it was? In my opinion, that’s her in a nutshell, she is so rich, the law shouldn’t apply to her.

A Kay Jeweler’s commercial. There is a storm outside. The poor frightened lady turns to her strong man over a flash of lightening and he says, “I’m right here.” Is it me or does this commercial take us back, like 40 years? Do women really have such a lack of knowledge over thunderstorms, they are still frightened by lightening?

Here is a more realistic commercial.

The women turns, a natural reaction to abright flash acconpanied by a loud crash of thunder. The man says “I’mrught here.” in a sentive but protective way.

She pushed him away and say, “Oh yeah, the big strong man is going to save me from the storm OUTSIDE!”

“What?” he says in surpise, realizing that his plan to get her in bed might have gone a little awry.

“This is a comment electrical storm and it is safely outside. If the storm is powerful enough to break through this window, what the fuck are you gonna do?”

“But baby, I…”

“Don’t but baby me, jackass. Do you really think I’m such a dumb little girl I don’t understand thunderstorms? What are you gonna do next is try to buy me off with a damn piece of jewelry?”

He runs into a corner and starts to cry. “Don’t make fun of me” he mumbles.

“You’re nothing but a little whimp.” she begins to laugh. “For a minute, I almost thought you had some balls, but I guess I was wrong”

She walks away laughing. Just as she reaches the door, he pulls out a knife and stabs her repeatedly, crying, “I do have balls, stop laughing at me. You’re just like my mother!”

or maybe that is taking it a bit too far.

So this is what passes for controversial these days. Changing a corporate logo if a big deal. Yes folks, if you have not heard to BIG news yet, the “Sun-Maid Girl has been transformed from her early 1900’s look to a more modern 1970’s look. OMG, the sky is falling. The rumors about 2012 might be true after all, and this might be the beginning of the apocalypse!

For those that don’t understand, this image you a pretty young girl holding grapes is just a marketing gimmick, and although it’s been around since 1915, it is no different that Spuds McKinsey or that talking baby for that stock trading company. It’s just a way to convince you to by one product which most likely not much different that another. To see this image of a simple rural girl with a bonnet on, you must believe these raisins are healthier that the other, right.

As far a Sun-Maid changing, give it a rest. The chick, which was modeled after a girl named Lorraine Collett Petersen, had a 95 year run! That’s not bad. The St. Pauli Girl beer girl changes every year. And is that far for the Sun-Maid Corporation, to be stuck with an icon that’s outdated and almost a 100 years old.

Personally, I think that it is just the news media looking a quick fluff piece, so they pretend that it is controversial just to have something to write about. But, if you are really worried about this, you’re your fucking act together and find something really important to worry about!

READ THE STORY HERE!

All right Vodka drinkers. You could be as cool as one of these jerks if you drink Ketel One Vodka. That’s right, if you a whimp and just a loser, you can change your whole life around by drinking this stuff.

To people still fall for this crap? “there was a time . . . ” bullshit. Be real. You notice the ad says nothing of what the bottle taste like. They just was all the insecure men out there to think they can change there pathetic lives, and be like one of these dudes by drinking there shit.

And let’s be honest. These guys sitting around the table are most likely out of work actors who couldn’t afford the suits they are wearing.

I have always thought that something was just stupid about the way cellular phone service worked. Here is a article on GIZMODO that explains a little about why it is so messed up.

Why U.S. Wireless Pricing Sucks

The New York Times ran a story today that helps explain why the American cellular industry is so screwy. In short: It’s our fault.

There are two main problems: We like bills to be consistent, and we’re risk-averse consumers.

You Can Read the Rest Here!

Another bad, stupid commercial. I really hate these Captain Morgan commercials! They are all the assholes I think need a good beating. OK, I really don’t want to see people hurting each other, but seriously, try to be a little less shallow!

Why does the rest of the world think Americans are jerks? Why, when an American actor shows up for an morning Aulstralian TV show, drunk off his ass . . . No John, you don’t have a drinking problem!