Yes, if there was a stupidest person in America award, this person might be the winner. Sorry lady if this hurts, but read a little. Try to understand the world and how it works.

What attracts readers to a blog more, a story about a man who broke the law in a emergency and the police show him no sympathy, or a story of a the police doing there job and a asshole getting what he deserves.

Here is a story, you may have heard about it. It was from Syracuse, NY about a man named Derrick Pride, who was sitting on a corner one evening, minding his own business and was shot in the shoulder. He attempted to drive himself to the hospital but drove the opposite direction of traffic and collided with another car. The police showed up and found that Derrick was drunk and, after getting him medical attention, arrested him on drunken driving charges.

If you’ve seen one of the blogs that posted this story, and read the comments, most people think Derrick should have gotten a break.

Everywhere in the United State, we have a thing called 911. An ambulance would have come straight to him and have gotten treatment a lot sooner than driving himself. But, you might say, he might have not been thinking straight due to the fact he had a bullet in his shoulder. Or, maybe it was the alcohol in him system that made him not think straight?

So instead of having medical attention come to Derrick, he chose to risk him, and every other drive and pedestrian, to drive himself.

Ok, but now let’s look at the follow-up to this story that most blogs didn’t bother saying. After all, the story, as first reported, was too good.

At the hospital, the police help get Derrick out of his bloody clothing and found four grams of crack hiding in his groin area. Derrick was not only drunk but he was either using, or selling crack! One has to wonder if the gunshot he received was just a random, unexplained act of violence that he claimed, or one brought on my his connection to the drug world.

Here is the way the New York Post wrote about the story
All that, and he’s got a hangover.
As Derrick Pride, 39, of upstate Syracuse drove himself to the hospital after being shot, he crashed and was charged with DWI.
He was treated for a shoulder wound and a splitting headache.

Here is the story from syracuse.com

Here is a story about a man who thought be was a ninja and attempted to jump a fence.

“The male claimed he was not being chased, but rather he thought he was a ninja and would be able to successfully leap over the 4′-5′ fence,” the police spokesman said in a statement. “Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol.” – From SeatlePi

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.

Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday. - According to New York Post:

Seattle police say an intoxicated 25-year-old man, who told officers he thought he was a ninja, was impaled on a metal spike on Monday night after a failed attempt to jump a five-foot fence.

Officers learned a fight had broken out when a heavily intoxicated 41-year-old man had tried to go into a sports bar but the younger man, who wasn’t a bar employee, barred him from going inside.

At one point, the men chased each other in the street and, in an attempt to get away, the younger man “thought he’d basically be able to jump over this fence, and he didn’t quite make it,” a police spokesperson said. - available on Herald.ie:

Willinois Take:
Not much to say. If your drunk,tell yourself  “I’m not a Ninja.” I only wish I could find a picture of this!

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