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Red Dawn Blows!

Underbelly — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:31:43 +0000

I’ve always hated this film, Red Dawn (1984). I was so glad to here someones else who thought the same thing. This is a great podcast called Proudly Resents and they go to town on this bad, bad film. Give it a listen!

Proudly Resents – Red Dawn

Teen Wolf Coming to TV?

Underbelly — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:09:12 +0000

Yes, I will file this under the Creativity is Dead file. Some genius thinks it’s a good idea to make a Teen Wolf television show. You can read more at pajiba!

You know, I think Michael J. Fox is a great guy and his situation is not a very good one. He seems to be dealing with it as well as any human could. But to be hinest, Teen Wolf was not a very good movie.

Surely there is someone in Hollywood who has an original idea out there? I’d think that they could come uo with a better idea that a show about a teenager who turns into a werewolf.

A Where’s Waldo Movie – Really?

Underbelly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:35:48 +0000

Yes, I read that the idea-less land know as Hollywood is going to turn a simple picture book into a major motion picture. WHERE’S WALDO! WTF! Please people, do not go see this film. Stop the madness! Is Hollywood just clueless?

I did find this trailer for a fake Waldo movie that was sort of funny.

Hollywood, Why Do You Suck!

Underbelly — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:59:34 +0000

I see it was announced that Jackie Chan is in talks with Columbia Pictures to star in a remake of “The Karate Kid”. Isn’t that the film that all the world has been screaming for a remake? Is the creative forces in Hollywood so bad that they can’t even come up with a mentor/student film that’s original.

NEWSFLASH!
Jen, Brad and Angelina are still acting like 15-year old kids!

Hey, who did you think was the best dressed at the Globes? Why do you fucking care!

Remember Tron? Of course you don’t. No one saw it. But, Tron 2, the next chapter is in the works. Got to even milk bad movies to death!

Isn’t Tom Cruise’s management team doing a good job of changing his image? They actually have people believing he’s not insane!

This is considered breaking new by Access Hollywood? A contestant on a TV game show is dating! WTF is that? I’ve never heard of Kellie Pickler, but than again I don’t watch that poor excuse for entertainment!

Come on people. Why do you encourage these attention starved losers. Is getting rich and famous worth selling your soul?

I do want to say goodbye to to of the more classy people in films. These are two guys whom didn;t seem to get caught up in all the Bullshit, Patrick McGoohan, star of ‘The Prisoner,’ and Ricardo Montalban, who both passed on yesterday,