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Exploitation Theater

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I’ve been collecting these trailers for years. In a lot of cases, the trailers are more entertaining than the film itself.

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See the exciting movie trailers for such films as Au Pair Girls, Nudes on the Moon, Black Belt Jones, Big Bust Out, Night Call [...]

Slaughter & Slaughter’s Big Rip-off

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Hey all you jive hustlers, both these movies were on cable recently. Too much fun!

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The Doomsday Machine (1972)

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This is an odd little film. It was started in 1967 and never finished due to financing problems, finished is 1972 without the original cast, borrowing effects from Yosei Gorasu (1962) and The Wizard of Mars (1965) and a voice over to end the film. If anything the film gets credit for being an early [...]

The Day The Sky Exploded (1958)

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An American, John McLaren, is announced as the man to ride the first Atomic Rocket into space, leaving his wife for a six day mission. This is a joint effort by the Americans, Russians, and  English, which is good to see since this was at the height of the cold war.  So begins the Italian [...]

Night Fright – 1968

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You’ll be amazed at this 1968 story of murder, teenage rebellion and an alien brought to earth by a crashed NASA rocket. Amazed is probably not the right word . . . bored, maybe. Get the latest Flash Player to see this player.
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The Drive-In Theater

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Like to watch those old movie trailers from the worse movies ever. You know, the trailers are usually more entertaining than the actual film. Check out one of our Drive-in Theaters. You’ll find a lot worth watching. Why spend all that time searching through YouTube. Just click on our Theater and you’ll see clip after [...]

The 1980 Classic Film “The Hearse”

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Oh Joseph Cotten, what happened to you? Your career began starring in one of the best, if not the best, films of all time, Citizens Kane. You would go on to star in some great films of the 1940’s. By 1980, between guest appearances in Love Boat and fantasy Island episodes, you made movies like, [...]

How Dwain Esper Saved the World . . .

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Or pretended too.

In the 1930’s, Dwain made a career out of making the worse exploitation films of all time and passing them off as a public service. He would take them from town to town, show them until he was an inch away from being busted and them pack up and travel to another town.
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Attack of the Crab Monsters

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There are bad films and then there are BAD FILMS. There are those films that are so bad, there are fun to watch and then there are those that are even worse and become painful to watch. Attack of the Crab Monster is one of Roger Corman’s Cheesiest, complete with the professor from Gilligan’s Island.
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Manos: The Hands of Fate – A Classic?

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There are bad films and then there are BAD FILMS. There are those films that are so bad, there are fun to watch and then there are those that are even worse and become painful to watch. Manos: The Hands of Fate is BAD and as painful as painful could be.
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