Now you think fact checking would be a required before using any part of an article before you open your big fat mouth and shove you smelly foot in it. This is especially true when using stories from the Internet. I mean, don’t most people realize that you cannot believe most of what you read in the web. I thought anyone with half a brain knows this. Oh, and I also thought that everyone in America know the THE ONION IS NOT REAL NEWS.

John Fleming, Republican Congressman, Falls For Onion Planned Parenthood Joke

Onion Article – Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

Like always, these opinions and the all the rest, including the derogatory names I call people are just my own, and hopefully protected by the constitution

Florida Man Guilty of DUI Manslaughter Sues Victim

So, David Belniak was drunk, rear ending a car at a red light and killed three people. He got 12 years in prison. He was lucky he didn’t get life! And now, even though witnesses saw him driving erratically at an estimated 70 mph, and not slowing down at the intersection, is suing the dead driver of the NOT MOVING car because he said the driver switched lanes! Fuck You David Belniak!

Virginia lawmaker: Children with disabilities are God’s punishment to women who previously had abortions.

I am always surprised that stupidity of things that spew from politicians mouths. This one takes the cake. Virginia State Delegate Bob Marshall (R) says that there are children born handicap because their mothers had abortions previously.

Here is what he said . . .

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,” said Marshall, a Republican.

Now, is God really this much of an angry prick to punish little children for the “Sins” there mothers are guilty of? Any be “sins”, I mean things that Bob and the like tell us are sins.

The more I hear about God from these assholes, the more I think he (or she) needs therapy.

A while back I received a bunch of DVDs from a good friend. These disks were copies of some VHS tapes she had bought years back. These were collections of “classic” cartoons, TV shows (Usually just the intro) and commercials. You see, I do a little Internet show called Sunday Morning Coffee with Jeff. Unless you know me, you’ve probably never heard of it but you more than welcome to take a look.

Anyway, I’ve been posting some of these to YouTube. The more stranger and obscure the better. I posted commercials all types of products. One day I can across a Salem Cigarette commercial. It was great. It had a handsome guy pushing a pretty gal on a swing hanging from a tree, a lighthearted song playing and the announcer going on about how wonderful the cigarettes taste. It was a great example of capitalism at it finest!

It was up for three or four days and generated more hits than any other post I had made.

And then, this morning, I signed on my YouTube account and a strange message popped up. Now I really messed this up here because I didn’t get a screen capture of it. It seemed Phillip Morris, the huge conglomerate, had taken notice of my 60 seconds and had complained to the masters at YouTube. It seems that I had violated their copyright when I posted this ad. I was warned that another violation could result in my YouTube account being suspended.

How amusing this is, really, Once upon a time, they paid big bucks to have this ad shown over and over on television. Now, it is in a place where people are watching it and they don’t even have to pay and they took it off with legal action. What could they think they are hiding? Are they really just that embarrassed by their past they have to use high priced lawyers to bury the past? Or is it more of an “It’s ours and you can’t have it” thing. That’s what I think it is. They really don’t care if you see it, or if I have it, they just know it is theirs and I used it without they’re permission.

Oh well, that fine.

What attracts readers to a blog more, a story about a man who broke the law in a emergency and the police show him no sympathy, or a story of a the police doing there job and a asshole getting what he deserves.

Here is a story, you may have heard about it. It was from Syracuse, NY about a man named Derrick Pride, who was sitting on a corner one evening, minding his own business and was shot in the shoulder. He attempted to drive himself to the hospital but drove the opposite direction of traffic and collided with another car. The police showed up and found that Derrick was drunk and, after getting him medical attention, arrested him on drunken driving charges.

If you’ve seen one of the blogs that posted this story, and read the comments, most people think Derrick should have gotten a break.

Everywhere in the United State, we have a thing called 911. An ambulance would have come straight to him and have gotten treatment a lot sooner than driving himself. But, you might say, he might have not been thinking straight due to the fact he had a bullet in his shoulder. Or, maybe it was the alcohol in him system that made him not think straight?

So instead of having medical attention come to Derrick, he chose to risk him, and every other drive and pedestrian, to drive himself.

Ok, but now let’s look at the follow-up to this story that most blogs didn’t bother saying. After all, the story, as first reported, was too good.

At the hospital, the police help get Derrick out of his bloody clothing and found four grams of crack hiding in his groin area. Derrick was not only drunk but he was either using, or selling crack! One has to wonder if the gunshot he received was just a random, unexplained act of violence that he claimed, or one brought on my his connection to the drug world.

Here is the way the New York Post wrote about the story
All that, and he’s got a hangover.
As Derrick Pride, 39, of upstate Syracuse drove himself to the hospital after being shot, he crashed and was charged with DWI.
He was treated for a shoulder wound and a splitting headache.

Here is the story from syracuse.com

Are you kidding me? The palm of my hand is somehow connected to the planets? People will believe anything! This is post on youtube by someone called Anuttama. She lists her occupation as devotee. What is that? I looked it up in the dictionary. It gives three definitions: 1. a person who is greatly devoted to something. 2. a person who is extremely devoted to a religion; a follower. 3. an enthusiastic follower or fan. The key word is FOLLOWER!

This is part of what she wrote about herself: Recently I’ve taken up the service of making a safe place for devotees for the upcoming changes in the world situation.

And this is her Interests and Hobbies: Gardening, self-sufficiency, alternative energy, permaculture, cow protection, cooking, meditation, horses, chess, astrology and palmistry. Cow protection! WTF is that? Why cows? Why not pigs are orangutans?