Willinois

Here is a story about a man who thought be was a ninja and attempted to jump a fence.

“The male claimed he was not being chased, but rather he thought he was a ninja and would be able to successfully leap over the 4′-5′ fence,” the police spokesman said in a statement. “Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol.” – From SeatlePi

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.

Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday. - According to New York Post:

Seattle police say an intoxicated 25-year-old man, who told officers he thought he was a ninja, was impaled on a metal spike on Monday night after a failed attempt to jump a five-foot fence.

Officers learned a fight had broken out when a heavily intoxicated 41-year-old man had tried to go into a sports bar but the younger man, who wasn’t a bar employee, barred him from going inside.

At one point, the men chased each other in the street and, in an attempt to get away, the younger man “thought he’d basically be able to jump over this fence, and he didn’t quite make it,” a police spokesperson said. - available on Herald.ie:

Willinois Take:
Not much to say. If your drunk,tell yourself  “I’m not a Ninja.” I only wish I could find a picture of this!