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You would figure that a film with Raymond Burr and Lon Channey Jr. in it called Bride of the Gorilla would have to be pure cheese fun. No so much in this case. Wow, was this a borefest to the extreme!
The basic plot is this, Burr punches his boss in the jungle because he’s in [...]

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One of my favorite podcasts, “Double Feature” talks about two films this week. First Gabriel Range’s 2006 Death of a President, the fake documentary about fictional assassination of George W. Bush. Next, the Robin William’s 1998 film, What Dreams May Come. These two do a different style of review that you’ll have to hear [...]

OK, there is a problem with this film, actually two problems, no Kong and no Island. Besides that, the title is 100% accurate. What is amazing about this film is its skillful use of stock footage and we crafted padding. If you don’t know what padding is, it’s a scene of like people walking or [...]

I don’t watch either of these show. I’m only commenting on their commercials. How can each season be more exciting than the last? These guys are going their job, right? The only way it could be getting more exciting every year is if someone is writing this stuff. I don’t know, maybe they just are [...]

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What do you get when you bring together a novelist who’s latest book in called “God is Dead”, his devout catholic wife who has dreams about Nazi’s, a crazy bearded, homeless prophet who’s the only one who seems to know what’s going one and a chain smoking, angry cop who has no clue as [...]