So I woke this morning with yesterdays hangover completely gone and looking forward to a wonderful new year. I’m watching the DYI network because this year I plan to get some of the things done that I have been planning for years. The kitchen that was never finished after the remodel, or the bathroom, which again, was never completely finished. So, being a guy who likes to do things himself, and can’t afford to pay anyone else to do it, I figure I should know how to do it right.

But on the first commercial break, I see something that is a clue that 2009 will be no better than 2008. It’s a Luna Floor Commercial!

Here is an old one if you don’t know what I’m talking about:

This year I’ve already seen to new ones of these women who are almost humping the carpet! Is it me, or is this just insulting to, well, the whole human race? I mean, does anyone want to walk in and find there spouse rolling around on the floor like some animal in heat?

OMG! Now Vince Offer has another commercial! Not another one by the ShamWow guy! No . . . . .