Young kids today show me some disrespect! John uses Mary to cheat, Willy checks out Iron Maiden in Chicago and I tell a bad Knock Knock joke!

I while back I wrote a few quick posts about these two men. I am really interested in learning more but the information available in almost non-existent.

I do a show called “Sunday Morning Coffee with Jeff” and would really like to talk about stuntmen such as Arnim Dahl and John Ciampa. I think it is a shame that men such as these seem to be forgotten about.

If you have any information, anything at all, that might me of interest, email me at

underbelly@gmail.co

Thanks!

I’ve been posting videos on YouTube for years. Have I been successful? If you call getting 10 hits per video successful, than yeah, I’ve been successful! OF COURSE I’VE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON YOUTUBE!

It’s not like I can’t handle failure. If people viewed my video and didn’t like it, I could handle that. It would be ok. But no ones even is looking at my videos. Look, even though I spend a lot of time on these videos for YouTube, I know they are not masterpieces but after viewing some of the crap on YouTube that gets thousands, if not millions of hits, my doesn’t look do bad. Really, I watched some not-so-bright, pretty, young blond girl talks for two minutes about nothing, about shit and she had a half million hits! Over 500,000 hits! Bullshit!

Once I realized that I was never going to get massive amounts of hits, or even triple digits, without help, I started to look for advice! Are you looking for advice? Don’t bother! Here is what you’ll find, post you vidoes on other sites, use Digg and such, social networks, forums, ask friends. It’s all the same bullshit no matter were you go. It really is. You know what the problem with sites such as Digg are? It’s full of people doing the same thing as you, trying to get there video watched and not giving a shit about you video. Either that or they are posting crap they saw on Lettermen last night.

Here is the things about those blogs that give you advice on how to succeed on YouTube. They are written just to bring you to the site without any real information.  It’s the blog bullshit in which you write a half-ass article with some basic crap but with a catchy headline. More on this at a later date!

You Don’t believe me? You probably came to this post with the hopes of getting advice to get your video watched. Right below this, on a previous post is my latest video. Are you going to watch it? Fuck no! You know why? You don’t give a damn about my video. Why should you!

I spend a lot of time searching YouTube with the hopes of finding good videos. (Which in another rant for another day) When I find one that is really good, I subscribe and leave an encouraging comment. When they post a new video, I watch it and if it is good, I leave a comments. How many of these YouTube jack-asses take the few minutes to few my video! NONE!.

There is a lot of cheating going on as well. That will be the subject of my next post.

Oh no, Jeff talks to Jeff! Also, we look at the world of aluminum, the Manchester Gallery does Easter in July, Who Dat Artist and This Date in History! The show continues with the social event of the decade, What makes Jeff Crazy, Willy looks at some new equipment and much more

We begin with a look the show’s YouTube Success, talk about he Hamilton-Burr duel, Lego Jeff does Shakespeare and Willy goes on the Road to check out a couple of bands, including Goin’ South. In the second part we play Who Dat Artist, find out what drives Jeff crazy, go back to my Hometown of Deerfield, IL and he finishes up by telling a bad joke. You’ll laugh or at least smile.

What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than with radioactive cosmetics, vintage fireworks commercials, my Manchester Gallery look at American rock bands, and a corny movie featuring Jimmy Cagney’s brother. The beer hall dancing girl alone makes this well worth viewing. It’s a red, white, and blue Coffee With Jeff!

PART ONE

PART TWO

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Another one of my shows that you probably won’t watch, but you’ll be missing a lot, like The Blackhawks Parade in Chicago, a man eating hca, and a blackout in Gurnee, IL! One of these days, all your friends are going to be talking about Coffee with Jeff and you’ll be saying, I’ve been watching it from 2010. You’ll be lying, unless you start watching it now!

PART ONE

PART TWO

For over a year now, I’ve been doing this little Sunday morning coffee show from the beautiful town of Gurnee, IL. Ok, Gurnee is not that great, but still, whatever, I do this show.

This show, A Box Full of Kittens, was my latest which I posted on YouTube on June 20, 2010. 5 days later I’ve got a whooping 5 hits! FIVE FUCKING HITS!

So, you think that my show must suck? That’s the kicker, right? Since no one watched them, how could anyone know? So below is both parts of last weeks show. Even if you don’t want to watch them, you could stroke my ego and just click on them so I get credit for a hit.

Hey, do you want my kids to fucking starve? I need you help of they will. And I’ve still get the box of kittens, so if you don;t watch, I might just do something to them. Something nasty! Do you want that on your conscience? I didn’t think so.

PART ONE

PART TWO

Since March of 2009, Sunday’s have never been the same for the new who have discovered Jeff and his friends. It started out as 10 minutes once a week and it has grown with the additions of On The Road with Willy, Manchester Gallery, The News with Mark and Anklebone Stories. You’ll never know what you’ll see on SMCWJ, amusing stories, old commercials and films, whatever. We at Willinois are proud to team up with Jeff to bring you this collection of the shows best moments!

THE BEST OF COFFEE WITH JEFF

Yes, if there was a stupidest person in America award, this person might be the winner. Sorry lady if this hurts, but read a little. Try to understand the world and how it works.